Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Why does Keyes hate single people??

So, this has troubled me for awhile, but when someone builds up marriage so much, the effect to make single people feel disparaged. Same result tonight. Keyes said that single people were poorer, less economically stable and implies that marriage is the solution to everything. Then add the fact that if single people having sex, they are selfish hedonists. And I really start to feel poorly about myself. O.K. except that I don't because it's Keyes. Apropos of nothing, I'd like to share with Keyes my favorite quote from the Simpsons, "I'd like to help, but all that's in my bag is disposable income." Episode FABF03, Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays Update: Austin Mayor via comments at Archpundit reminds us that there was also a random comment about being a porn star. And somehow I swear it was a slam on single people. Maybe not. It actually made no sense at all.