How would Jesus vote?

Keyes can't presume to know, by Cathleen Falsani, Sun-Times I must have a simple mind (or at least a pop-culture focused one), because my favorite part is this:

At the risk of comparing Christianity with fast food, Keyes' wrongheaded verbal posturing for Christ is the theological equivalent of "Mr. Wendy." You know the guy on the commercials who runs around singing the praises of Wendy's junior bacon cheeseburger and spicy chicken sandwich and the evils of other lesser fast-food options. "Do you work for Wendy's?" someone inevitably asks. "Not officially," Mr. Wendy says