Party of the Year?

Why do I think that this just won't be that much fun?

Join Alan Keyes and supporters for a night of fun, relaxation, and networking at the Chicago Hilton and Towers. Doors open at 7:00pm, and Alan will speak at 8:00pm, followed by the President at 9:00pm. Food and drinks will be provided, and there is no cost to attend. Discounted rooms will be available if you request one by calling 866-578-8600 by Sunday, August 29th.

Interesting that Keyes has the time to talk to this group, but not the convention? And I wonder if Keyes will deliver this speech?